ATTN: permaneo

2008-07-27T16:11:31Z

Avarice got a new layout. 'tis a very plain new look.

lagrenn is being stalked on Livejournal!

permaneo is stalking lagrenn
permaneo's REAL name :	Eddy Gillmor
permaneo's REAL DOB :	16th March 1989
Height :178 cm	Weight : 95.1 kg
permaneo has dreamt about you :	8 times
permaneo became interested in you :	22nd June 2007
permaneo's latest dream about you
permaneo wakes up in the middle of the night to the sight of you by the bed with your firm buttocks waggling jovially in your new stalkers face.
This is how permaneo describes your relationship behind your back
'At first I thought it was just friendship, but it's more than that. The way lagrenn looks at me has to be seen to be believed. Either it loves me as much as I love her or it's terrified. And that isn't very likely, is it......?'
permaneo's been stealing stuff from your house too.
permaneo enjoys nothing more than to start the morning by taking a heroic sniff from one of lagrenn's stolen socks.
They've even started modifying their body for you
permaneo took a bit far when they gouged your name into their arm with a tablespoon.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
We'll be together some day sweetheart. Until then here is part of my fucking tongue. Put it in the freezer. I might need it back someday.

The Police
No. calls to the police :	27 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Police! I need your assistance, someones trying to climb in through my window. It's a stalker I met off the internet. They've been harassing me for months now. I can't walk down the street without them following me. Come quickly and make sure you bring a couple of baseball bats. I could do with beating this fucker into submission."
permaneo's Police File
permaneo is a callous, heartless young woman who enjoys biting the head off squirrels and spitting them out at animal rights protestors.

Testimonies about permaneo

chiysana - A hardened ex-crook

'Dear God! I knew permaneo was a right thieving bastard but I didn't know they were such a skank. lagrenn is a bit of a sucker really.'

erinilliana - A deformed enuch

'Are you serious? Fucking hell. I should've known. Something tells me that permaneo is going to die pretty shortly.'

aurturius - Suicidal wreck

'Thank Christ I never let permaneo into my house. God the thought of it all gives me the creeps!'

soularia - Overweight cult comedian

'I don't really have that many enemies - but permaneo is definitely one of them now.'

EXPLAIN YOURSELF, SOULMATE.

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2008-07-20T02:44:30Z

Happy birthday, misheard. ♥ ♥ ♥

As a note I'll be active on the weekends. Saturdays are a bit shaky but I'll definitely be on for a while on Sundays. Unless I'm watching movies or doing all sorts of other junk, then I'm otherwise occupied.

who the heck is this?

ATTN: permaneo

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